- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

The chicken crossed the road.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Penis

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Your life

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

ur an fagit

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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