- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Women's rights

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Why didn't he finish his

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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