What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Womans baksetball...

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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I love alchohol!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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