- Anti Joke

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see