- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

A bar walks into a man

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

This is funny.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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