What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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