- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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