Black people being friendly.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Stealth baseballs record

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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