- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What is older than history?

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