Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Roses are red, yup.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Chris is hairy

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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