- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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