- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

You know whats funny Aids

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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