What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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dead dibbs

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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