- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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