why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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