- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

I named my son ps2 controller

what's the difference between a crocodile?

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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