- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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