Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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