- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What? Why?

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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