what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What? Yes.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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