An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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