- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

womens rights.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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