what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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A fat guy!

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Gay republicans

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Do the roar!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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