the sky is green no it is not

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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how may i help you

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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