- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

You having friends.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Politics

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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