Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Anti Joke

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