What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Face Hunter is scum

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Republicans

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HURT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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