Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What? Why?

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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