Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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all the kids had fun

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Justin beiber's penis

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Rebecca Black

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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