- Anti Joke

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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