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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why can't february march Because april may

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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