- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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