- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Vagina cream... end of story

What can hitler cook well Steak

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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