- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

sky's sty

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

So a horse walks into a barn.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

You bumder!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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