- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

I have an idea! You leave.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

%3c%2fa%3e%3c%2fh3%3e alert("The Game."); %3cScR%69pt%2ffoo%3eev%61l%28%27ale%27+%27ert%28%29%27%29;

A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??