- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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