Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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you gay?

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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THE GAME

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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