an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

The lion swallowed his pride.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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