The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Obama being reelected.

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Anti Joke

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