What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Politics

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

You having friends.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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