whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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