- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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what do you call a black guy african american

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

A black student graduated High School

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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