What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

women's rights

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

wael.. nuff said

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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