- Anti Joke

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Pickles are powerful

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

anti-joke.com

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Waseem is a hard worker.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania