Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Racial Equality

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Life

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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