- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

women's rights

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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