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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

wael.. nuff said

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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