What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Albino African Americans

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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