Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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