I like the color potato.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Trump will make America great again.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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