- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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