- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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