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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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