- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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