What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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