- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

The lion swallowed his pride.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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