a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Anti Joke

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