Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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I love alchohol!

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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what is the color of a burp burple

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PENIS

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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No!

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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