Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Cleveland winning something

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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