The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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My name is Jeff

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

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