- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

steven hawking walks into a bar

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Camerons hair is Curly..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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