what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

A black man walks out of a police station

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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