MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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