- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

whats black and large -me

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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