Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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well use a tissue!

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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ur gey

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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A blind man watches TV

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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