Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Knock knock It's open, come in

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

mexicans fishing

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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