why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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