- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What do you call a black man? A person

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What's 1+1? 69.

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