- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Davey Peterson.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

No soup for you!

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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