Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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whos district champs not JM

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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