- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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