What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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smell the vitamin C

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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