- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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