What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Knock knock Come in

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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