- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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