- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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