Whats black and gay? Obama

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Worms don't like apples.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

The Qur'an

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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