- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

There's a god, just kidding.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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