- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

no really what are ur names?

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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