A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Rebecca Black.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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