- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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