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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

womens rights.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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