- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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