Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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knock,knock you suck

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Matt is a Duster!

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Two planes walk into an office building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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