- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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