Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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what has genitial warts? me

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Anti Joke

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