One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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