How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

honest politician

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Terraria

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...