- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

You bumder!

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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