What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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