Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

I'm going to Re-write History... History

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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