why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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GONNA

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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