- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

I once did something.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

How would you rule?

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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