Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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