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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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