- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

So one time there was this woman learning...

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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