- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

once you go black your credit goes wack

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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