cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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