what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

brittney griner

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Woman rights.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Anti Joke

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