How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Canadians

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You have friends

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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A seal walks into a club.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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