What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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