- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

This is sparta No this is patrick

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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