- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

sky's sty

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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