Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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