- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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