- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

flavin's head

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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