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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

men's rights activists

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Drew Knowles is gay

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

rocky is staring at us from outside...

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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