- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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