- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Good afternoon.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

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