What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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