- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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