- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the fish fly It didn't

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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