- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

knock knock who's there? faith

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What can hitler cook well Steak

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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