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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Allah walked into AK Bar

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Women's rights.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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