- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Robin, get in the batmobile

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

i killed my family

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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