- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

A dog was barking at a tree

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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