- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

poop.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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