- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

sorry got to poo

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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