- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

c-? men, C-men

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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