- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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