- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

su algato es en fuego

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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